I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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