we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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