So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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