Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I need a beard to bite.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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