we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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