I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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