Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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