you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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