just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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