Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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