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That's how twitter works, right?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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