Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
