Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.

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This girl is more easily done than said...

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton

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then i met college

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(631): View more from New York

woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?

(516): View more from New York

you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt

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(404): View more from Georgia

why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%

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(785): View more from Kansas

If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.

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