I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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