Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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