another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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