Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
there is puke in my bra ... again
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