It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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