So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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