he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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