he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
this boner is exhausting
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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