did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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