This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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