Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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