Porn is love you can see.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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