Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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