just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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