So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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