Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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