If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
