how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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