should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
birth control should be required to get into college
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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