I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
