Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Princesses don't give blow jobs
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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