I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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