What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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