Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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