Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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