Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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