So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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