What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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