Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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