I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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