quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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