Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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