around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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