i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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