I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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