I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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