Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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