wake up i wanna do it froggy style
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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