I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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