Ambien. No doubt about it.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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