gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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