You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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